Yeah, another damn script that I wrote, hope you think it's funny...
(Phone rings)
Operator: (calm) Hello, 9-11, what's your emergency?
Girl: (nervous) Hello... it... it's my boyfriend... I...
Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please tell me what happened
Girl: (crying) My... my boyfriend... he... he's been shot... I think he's dead! (intense sobbing)
Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please tell me what happened
Girl: (crying) We were just walking... it was a beautiful day... he... he said he had to tell... tell me something... (intense sobbing)
Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please calm down
Girl: (intense sobbing)
Operator: (stern) Ma'am, I need to know the details, please calm down
Girl: (calmer, nervous) We... we were walking... and... this... this little kid in a diaper... he came out of the bushes... oh God!...
Operator: (calm) Go on...
Girl: (more nervous) he... he came out of the bushes... and... shot him with an arrow!...
Operator: (calm) Where are you now ma'am?
Girl: (crying) So... so... much blood!... so... much blood! (intense sobbing)
Operator: (stern) Ma'am, tell me where you are so I can send help
Girl: (calm) Wait!... what's that!
Operator: (stern) Ma'am...
Girl: (angry) Hold on!... I see him!...
Operator: (angry) Ma'am, stay on the line, don't approach him!
Girl: (silence)
Operator: (angry) Ma'am?
Girl: (slience)
Operator: (worried) Ma'am are you still there?
Girl: (silence)
Operator: (very worried) Ma'am... answer me!
Girl: (scared) I went after him!... he started shooting at me!... I think I'm safe now!
Operator: (scared) Tell me where you are ma'am
Girl: (calm) Eisenhower Park
Operator: (calmer) Help will be there shortly ma'am, please stay on the line
Girl: (angry) Wait!... I see him again!
Operator: (worried) Ma'am!
Girl: (silence)
Operator: (angry) Ma'am!
Girl: (in the background) Get back here you little bastard!
(Phone disconnects)
Operator: (stunned) ...Ma'am?...
(Phone rings)
Operator: (calm) 9-11, what's your emergency?
Boy: (high pitched, worried) Hello, this is Cupid!
Operator: (cam) Sir, what's your emergency?
Cupid: (out of breath) I'm being chased by a crazy bitch!
Operator: (calm) Sir, please tell me what happened
Cupid: (out of breath) I was just... out in the woods... doin' my job... he was in love wit' her!
Operator: (calm) Who was in love with who sir?
Cupid: (nervous) I didn't mean to kill no one man! (crying)
Operator: (stern) Who did you kill sir? tell me what happened!
Cupid: (scared) Then that crazy bitch started chasin' me around!... She got my bow!... been shootin' at me!
Operator: (worried) Sir...
Cupid: (scared) It was supposed to be for love!
Operator: (worried) Sir...
Cupid: (scared) Ahhh Shit!... Here she comes again!
Girl: (screaming in the background) I'll get you! you little bastard!
(Phone disconnects)
Operator: (worried) Sir?... Sir?...
There it is, in all of it's glory or what not...
ANYWAY, recommendations shall we?
So, here we go! The album Actor by St. Vincent is my album of choice for this post. St. Vincent got her start with Sufjan Stevens, it's a wonderful album that should be listened to and my film recommendation is District 9 which is a sci-fi film set in South Africa about a race of aliens who get stuck on Earth and treated as second class citizen and forced into slums. The whole film plays out as a metaphor for apartheid but still has the ridiculous action sequences of a standard sci-fi film.
But there we go, another one down the drain! Take it easy!
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