Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Fiftieth Door-- The Amazing Spider-Man vs. The Spider-Man Trilogy

By no means would I consider The Amazing Spider-Man on the level of The Avengers.  I had heard that this new take on the Spider-Man franchise could be just as good as The Avengers and maybe even be Marvel's answer to the Batman trilogy.

While the movie was a good take on the Spider-Man mythos, I wouldn't have said it saved or redeemed anything necessarily. I wouldn't even go as far as to say that The Amazing Spider-Man is a great improvement on Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy (Spider-Man 3 not included).  There are some things that each does better than the other. Therefore I wouldn't say either is better.

 First off we have Tobey Maguire's portrayal versus Andrew Garfield's.  Let me say that both actors are ridiculous.  Each of their attempts at drama fall into the comedic on the regular.  Specifically their ability to portray remorse.  Maguire usually drifting into the realms of helpless screaming and demonic face distortions while Garfield blubbers like a clinically depressed chimpanzee. One thing that TASM pulls off better than the previous trilogy is Spider-Man's sarcastic tendencies.  The first trilogy only made Spider-Man crack jokes on the rare occasion and never really got into the extent of the character's cocky sarcastic persona.  TASM doesn't delve that deep into that side of the character, however, the car jacking scene is a great example of the character's comic side, something they will hopefully expand on more in coming installments.  Much like Maguire, Garfiled's awkward Peter Parker gets painful to watch.  Does this make it ingenious acting? I can't decide.

 Garfield moved a lot more like a spider in this new film.  He was able to pull off the contorted movements and poses associated with Spider-Man.  I would go as far as to say that his body type was more what I would expect Spider-Man to look like over Maguire's.  Garfield is ungodly thin and his that look of an athletic contortionist where Maguire was pretty built and looked more fitting as a superhero.  While that may seem desirable in a superhero move, I feel as though the leaner look is better for Spider-Man who often relies more on speed and strategy than brute strength (it isn't The Hulk or Superman afterall).

 Emma Stone's portrayal of Gwen Stacey is far better than Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane.  I know that they are totally different characters, but what I'm looking at here is pure talent.  Stone is a more convincing actress than Dunst.  She played a good Gwen Stacey, and on top of that, I feel like I CAN compare the two considering Dunst didn't play the confident, fun MJ and instead more of a mouse-y amalgamation of the two characters.  One thing that the two leads do extremely well in this movie are the touching romantic scenes.  You can tell that there is a chemistry there just by looking in the actor's eyes.  In the original trilogy it seemed much more forced, even though the two leads were an item in both cases (Spider-Man brings people together).  The major thing that bothered me about Gwen Stacey in this movie is the fact that she seemed totally indifferent to her father's death, even though they developed Peter's reaction to Uncle Ben's murder.

 One thing I didn't like about TASM was the use of CGI.  I thought the computer graphics in this movie were horrible.  If you look at the difference, the original trilogy didn't seem to use too many computer generated special effects, only where they needed it.  Since the villains were human, they could do a lot of real stunts.  When they DID need CGI, like in the case of webslinging and the creation of the symbiote in the third movie, it looked great.  Unfortunately for TASM, the primary antagonist was required to be CGI, he looked pretty terrible.  This also made the fight scenes CGI and I personally prefer it when actual actors are actually doing things. This leads me to The Lizard, not the greatest villain to have chosen in my opinion.  Also Rhys Ifans doesn't do the best job, he makes for a very bland character, there's little character development on the part of The Lizard also.  They decided to include a scene where The Lizard persona is talking to Dr Connors, much like Norman Osborn in the first film.  However, Ifans can not pull it off as well as Willem Defoe did.  On top of that, they introduced a man that will supposedly be The Green Goblin in the next installment.  This actor is basically acting like Defoe's Norman Osborn.  I will be interested to see how they do The Green Goblin, especially since they caught some flack for putting him in armor last time.

 Another thing is that the previous trilogy followed the comics better in a lot of ways, even though TASM gets a ton of points for having web shooters instead of organic webbing.  It also doesn't kill off Uncle Ben's murderer.  We'll have to see if it follows the story of Peter's parents in the coming sequels, I honestly feel as though it won't. Overall, The Amazing Spider-Man is a decent, yet flawed, adaptation.  I wouldn't say it's any better or worse that the first Spider-Man movie, but it is deserving of the title of Spider-Man.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Forty-Ninth Story-- Fans Hit The Fan When Fans Hit The Fan

Howdy peoples and peopettes!! How are you on this fine evening? Me? I'm doing fine!
I'll be brief, I haven't been doing this blog often because I have another one (on top of SO many other things) that is currently preoccupying me.  You can find said OTHER blog here... http://weareallportalsmusic.blogspot.com/

It's pretty much music stuff, local, serious music and some stuff from other places in the country, maybe other places in the world eventually, that would be pretty sick!  Anyway, between that, full time job, part time job, homework, girlfriend and attempting to start a new musical project, I'm busy.

Recommendations time!!!!!

Film: Gojira (1954) original Japanese version

Album: Holdypaws by Deerhoof... boom! DONE!


ANYWAY, if you're ACTUALLY reading my previous posts on here, I hope you're digging them, keep reading and please come check my new blog out!! I'll leave you today with TWO things!

These here music vidyas, from a guy I interviewed in my other blog... http://vimeo.com/lovedrunk

AND a pic of Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, cuz why not?

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Forty-eighth Murder-- Because I Must!

Okay, I've been reading a bit about the upcoming Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises.  Let me start this off by saying, don't hate me! I think this film could easily end up being another case of the Spiderman 3, what I mean by that is that, I feel like they're trying to cram so much story and so many characters into this film (much like Spiderman 3) that it could end up getting bogged down and we could loose out on both plot and character development.  What will save this, of course, is Christopher Nolan, we know there won't be any emo jazz dance numbers, or seeing Eric Foreman playing one of the greatest (and most wasted) super villains in this hero's rogue catalogue.  That's the good news, the film is in good hands and therefore has a real chance, but it's sitting on the edge of this knife of being an excellent film and just having too much.

Next up is the fandom, in this post on ign.com, the question was asked if our nitpicking every teaser photo will ruin the film.  http://comics.ign.com/articles/116/1163584p2.html

Personally I disagree with that idea, what I think will ruin this film is the previous installment, The Dark Knight.  The last film was so well done and beloved by all (Heath Ledger won a fucking oscar for a super hero villain, unheard of!) that our comparisons and expectations will be what ruins the film.  No matter how wonderful this movie is or the fact that Nolan is still heading it, it may not compare to the last film.  In my opinion, Christian Bale is not a very good actor, especially not in this role and what made the last film so amazing was the raw talent of Heath Ledger as the Joker.  Without that pure acting ability, the story will have to be amazing to compensate.  Not all is lost however, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman are still there and their adding Joseph Gordon-Levitt who I think is a good actor.  These role will keep things decent.  Overall though, the comparisons the The Dark Knight could also end up ruining this film for a lot of people (although I hope not).

Another thing about this film is the villain choices, neither seemingly as good as The Joker.

First off is Tom Hardy as Bane...

I've heard a lot of people complain about Tom Hardy playing Bane, he's not big enough blahblahblah.  I think this is a good choice for actor.  However, I think this is a poor choice of villain, and I know I'll probably get Bane fans hating on me and that's fine, but Bane was never my favorite.  He's a tactical genius, incredibly strong and the only one to truly harm Batman but overall I feel like there could have been better choices.  If they make Bane like Bane is supposed to be (which I assume they will), it could be okay, but if they were to make Bane like they did in Batman & Robin, they might as well stop now.  Since Bane is in this film, I would hate to see him become another mindless pawn for another villain.  In terms of the looks of Bane, Tom Hardy doesn't look like the biggest Bane (in fact he doesn't even look as big as he was in Bronson) but that's okay, what I don't get is the mask thing, I would have preferred to see them keep the lucha mask.  Personally, in terms of a main villain, I would have liked to see Hush or Hugo Strange or Two-Face return, I feel like the character of Two-Face in the last film was not used to it's full potential.  It was a bit depressing to see Two-Face as a simple pawn in one of the biggest film plot fuck ups ever (hey, I lost my family so I'm going to let the guy who killed my family use me to try to kill someone who tried to help me!).  Oh well, they didn't make Two-Face the mastermind that he is, maybe they'll keep Bane true to his character.

Next is Anne Hathaway as Catwoman...

Once again, not the worst casting (even though I hear people complain), but why Catwoman? It me adding Catwoman is almost as bad as adding Robin.  I have no problem with Catwoman or women or anything, it's just that the character always struck me as a bit gimmick-y.  I have faith that Nolan will make it worth the while, but I dunno how it'll tie in.  Will she be a neutral thief like in the comics? A love interest that ends up becoming a pseudo-hero like the comics? Or just a campy gimmick-y villain like in Batman Returns? We'll have to see.

I also hear Ra's Al Ghul is coming back, not bad but it depends on how they do it and if it adds too much story and ruins the film, This movie could easily be 4 hours long or longer.  I dunno, I'm sure it will be great as long as we see it as it is, no comparisons, no fears.

I'm going to keep with the recommendations, for my album is Rejoicing in The Hands by Devendra Banhart, it's a great freak folk album and one of his most accessible.  My movie is V for Vendetta, one of the best comic films I've seen, it's follows the book pretty closely but doesn't quite get the level of depth, but what do you expect? It's a movie.

Finally, I've started a youtube channel for stupid semi animation comics called Snotty Caveman, check it out if you dare...
http://www.youtube.com/user/SnottyCaveman
There's a facebook page too!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Snotty-Caveman/153346154733700?ref=ts

Anyway, there you go, have a good day and feel free to comment and tell me I suck or something.

Monday, August 22, 2011

The Forty-seventh Blank-- Short

This is short.  I don't feel like writing this blog anymore, no one reads it, no one cares about it and I have other stuff to do, I don't feel passionate about it anymore, I don't really feel passionate about much anymore.  I don't get to go to college, maybe not for a few years, I'm in that limbo between getting school payed for me cuz I have no money and being able to pay for it alone.  I'm depressed.

I'm getting a  job at AMC Theaters, minimum wage, I'm still not going to have any money but it'd be better than being jobless. I'm going to try to be a musician maybe, I won't make it but I have nothing to lose I guess, even though I don't have to waste my time like that anymore.

Anyway, there it is, if you get to do what you want, if you're that lucky then yeah...

Thursday, August 11, 2011

The Forty-sixth Repetition-- A Few Good Finds

So, so, so... I found a few cool things that I wish to share, this may be short...
TV On The Radio did a short video for their album Nine Types of Light, that includes interviews with people about life, love, dreams and the future AND music videos for every song on the album... the video for "You" is actually quite hilarious and sad... here's the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B5GP0AiQMc&feature=channel_video_title

Also, there's a documentary called We Are Wizards, that is about the music that Harry Potter fans make about the books/films (that's right, people make Harry Potter music), it's good to know that such nerdy and odd things have such a good scene too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMAnjMXCg

A few free films on youtube (at least for right now) include Plan 9 From Outer Space (considered the worst movie ever), four Charlie Chaplin films, El Mariachi, M (a mystery film by Fritz Lang), Vampyr, and Nosferatu, all pretty cool, so jump on those while they're available!

Also, Winter Chairs has a youtube, if you are interested, here are two studio recording shorts, chronicling mishaps and what not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwmc_ZdRM8s&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTjiyMm9XFo&feature=channel_video_title

ANYWAY, there are a few things, now on to recommendations!
With my first comment I will say my album is Nine Types of Light by TV On The Radio, which (in my opinion) is the best TV On The Radio album next to Return To Cookie Mountain (which is a wonderful record).  For a film, I recommend Project Nim, which is a documentary about an experiment to teach a chimp to communicate via sign language.  It has some issues but is a good movie.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Forty-fifth Resolution-- That Feeling

You ever get that feeling like you know someone out there is watching what you do and criticizing you? Criticizing every move you make, every word you say, every false step and mistake, laughing at what they do better than you, thinking they're smarter than you, telling other people to be weary of you. Ever get that feeling? I have all too much as of late, I know there's someone out there that I don't know judging me because there always is, but what's worse is when you know that there are tons and tons of people out there that you DO know who are judging you, people you may have cared about, people you may have been friends with and they're talking you down. They don't really want anything Yo do with you yet they put on a smile and put up with you for who knows why, maybe they think they can get something from you...

This is all going to be a bit personal, turn off the computer now if you'd like. I'm stuck and that feeling has really been bothering me. It's like a feeling of helplessness that I can't get away from and I can see all of these other people going on and doing things and I'm stuck in the same place. Does anyone care? No, not really, but I want to get away from this town, the only thing that I have here is my amazing girlfriend, but more or less I want to get away from this sludge of a town. This place that inhibits and shackles and drags and beats down until you have no spirit left. This place with it's horrible people and their horrible obsessions. I've always been one to want to "go it alone" if you will. I have a need for companionship as is human nature but I enjoy my time to reflect and create and I feel as though I get none of that here. I want to begin my life and start something, start creating something that matters to me and I can't do that being stuck. I thought I could go off and start that in Lincoln and meet new people to refresh my mind and spirit, but now I can't, who knows if there's anywhere where I could REALLY do that though. I don't wanna see people go off and make something of themselves with me just left behind to wallow anymore.

Okay, more things that matter. First off, I've been reading a lot about these underground attempts to stop Scientology and other dangerous cults and I'm all for it. I think that all dangerous, brainwashing cults should be put to an end. No more of these power hungry and money hungry organizations hiding behind the guise of "religion" they should all be brought down. Scientology promotes censorship (like so many other groups) and claim that they are the only ones who can truly cure disease. They keep their members away from medication outside of the church, they don't support psyciatric treatment outside of the church and have been known to kill members for speaking out against the church. This sounds just as dangerous as other "religious" sects and have no place. I agree with the movement that has, ironically, started on 4chan. Another thing is the environment, I have been a vegetarian for some time now and I believe that not eating the flesh of another living creature could drastically help the planet. So much land is deforested for the farming of cattle and not only do cattle make the ground barren and unfertile, but cows produce more methane than most things on the planet and that leads to a higher greenhouse effect. Also, by eating meat you are just feeding a unjust, inhumane and unsanitary business. Cows, chickens and pigs are some of the most horrifically treated animals on the planet, they are crawling with disease and are viscously slaughtered after a life of hormones and torture. There are so many diseases in meat from industrial farms that the worlds largest and most deadly outbreak of salmonella is only a matter of time. Industrial farms and packing plants polite the water and the air and add to world hunger. A cow eats 50 times more than a person and will only feed the rich few lucky enough to afford the meat. All of the grain produced to feed a cow could feed a ridiculously large number of people and significantly cut down on world hunger. The health benefits are there too, fatty meats are unhealthy, really vegetarianism ia the way to go. There are so many other mistreatments or animals (such as the skinning of live dogs in China, another reason not to wear fur, you don't know what it is) but I won't talk about that now.

I suppose I'll do a few recommendations now that I'm done ranting. Album this time is Dark Night of the Soul by Sparklehorse, this album was produced by Danger Mouse and features a ton of guest artists from all over the musical spectrum, even David Lynch is on this album. It's dark and brooding but it's a great disc. Movie, movie, movie, movie... For my movie I'm going to say City Lights, it's a classic Chaplain film that has a great message about the rich and the poor rift. It's a classic of the silent film era and worth a watch.

Anyway, there you go, a long rant about my fragile mental state and a few things I believe in. Tell anyone that is fake to fuck off and have a good one!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Forty-fourth Explosion-- Another Damn Script?

Yeah, another damn script that I wrote, hope you think it's funny...


(Phone rings)


Operator: (calm) Hello, 9-11, what's your emergency?


Girl: (nervous) Hello... it... it's my boyfriend... I...


Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please tell me what happened


Girl: (crying) My... my boyfriend... he... he's been shot... I think he's dead! (intense sobbing)


Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please tell me what happened


Girl: (crying) We were just walking... it was a beautiful day... he... he said he had to tell... tell me something... (intense sobbing)


Operator: (calm) Ma'am, please calm down


Girl: (intense sobbing)


Operator: (stern) Ma'am, I need to know the details, please calm down


Girl: (calmer, nervous) We... we were walking... and... this... this little kid in a diaper... he came out of the bushes... oh God!...


Operator: (calm) Go on...


Girl: (more nervous) he... he came out of the bushes... and... shot him with an arrow!...


Operator: (calm) Where are you now ma'am?


Girl: (crying) So... so... much blood!... so... much blood! (intense sobbing)


Operator: (stern) Ma'am, tell me where you are so I can send help


Girl: (calm) Wait!... what's that!


Operator: (stern) Ma'am...


Girl: (angry) Hold on!... I see him!...


Operator: (angry) Ma'am, stay on the line, don't approach him!


Girl: (silence)


Operator: (angry) Ma'am?


Girl: (slience)


Operator: (worried) Ma'am are you still there?


Girl: (silence)


Operator: (very worried) Ma'am... answer me!


Girl: (scared) I went after him!... he started shooting at me!... I think I'm safe now!


Operator: (scared) Tell me where you are ma'am


Girl: (calm) Eisenhower Park


Operator: (calmer) Help will be there shortly ma'am, please stay on the line


Girl: (angry) Wait!... I see him again!


Operator: (worried) Ma'am!


Girl: (silence)


Operator: (angry) Ma'am!


Girl: (in the background) Get back here you little bastard!


(Phone disconnects)


Operator: (stunned) ...Ma'am?...






(Phone rings)


Operator: (calm) 9-11, what's your emergency?


Boy: (high pitched, worried) Hello, this is Cupid!


Operator: (cam) Sir, what's your emergency?


Cupid: (out of breath) I'm being chased by a crazy bitch!


Operator: (calm) Sir, please tell me what happened


Cupid: (out of breath) I was just... out in the woods... doin' my job... he was in love wit' her!


Operator: (calm) Who was in love with who sir?


Cupid: (nervous) I didn't mean to kill no one man! (crying)


Operator: (stern) Who did you kill sir? tell me what happened!


Cupid: (scared) Then that crazy bitch started chasin' me around!... She got my bow!... been shootin' at me!


Operator: (worried) Sir...


Cupid: (scared) It was supposed to be for love!


Operator: (worried) Sir...


Cupid: (scared) Ahhh Shit!... Here she comes again!


Girl: (screaming in the background) I'll get you! you little bastard!


(Phone disconnects)


Operator: (worried) Sir?... Sir?...

There it is, in all of it's glory or what not...
ANYWAY, recommendations shall we?

So, here we go! The album Actor by St. Vincent is my album of choice for this post.  St. Vincent got her start with Sufjan Stevens, it's a wonderful album that should be listened to and my film recommendation is District 9 which is a sci-fi film set in South Africa about a race of aliens who get stuck on Earth and treated as second class citizen and forced into slums.  The whole film plays out as a metaphor for apartheid but still has the ridiculous action sequences of a standard sci-fi film.

But there we go, another one down the drain! Take it easy!